A List Of Funny Memes To Pass The Time

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    Text - What are we? BROWSERS! BROWSERS! BROWSERS! MORE MORE MORE What do we want? SPEED! SPEED! SPEED! RIGHT And when do we RIGHT RIGHT want it? NOW!!! NOW!!! NOW!! BROWSERS!
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    Cheenios Chee AR
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    Cartoon - wiki How 31B How to Get a Girlfriend, Wanna breed? Turilri HoI II
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    Text - Drizzy eDrake Follow Anytime you're afraid to try some new shit...just remember, amateurs built the ark professionals built the Titanic. Reply 1Retweet Favonted More 35,889 15,268 RETWEETS FAVORITES 3:03 AM-24 Dec 10 But the titanic sank? POINT YOU if only the titanic did that I don't get it how do people not understand thisi
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    Text - If you bite it and you die; it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die; it's venomous. Ultrafacts.tumblr.com gryffinpoor dudemanbropants оryfinpoor thepreciousthing the-ordinary-nerd ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous: squad16 finalellipsis bestnatesmithever What if it bites me and it dies? that means you're poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read. What if it bites itself and I die? It's voodoo What if it bites me and someone else dies? That's correlation, not causation what if we bite e
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    Text - obsessedwithlanguages: ticklishvagina: Okay but here's the thing I have this task for some Norwegian class to find a poem that i like, and then read it to the class and i just found the best poem ever written Kjære, babygulrot Babygulrot Liten Stygg Lever i gulrotens skygge Babygulrot Henrik Ibsen 1942 translation: Dear, babycarrot Henrik lbsen 1942 Babycarrot small ugly lives in the shadow of the carrot babycarrot Real literature. STRANGEBEAVER.con
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    Candle - korolevx-deactivated20180128 RDO my mom got a pack of candles and only realized once she started putting them on the cake that they said "birthday boy" and not "happy birthday" so we made do flairina HABY BIRTDOY parple This was my last birthday cake:
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    Photo caption - BOY, THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY gifrific
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    Line - Blind people gonna be thrilled when they see these new emoji 3:30 PDT NEWSROOM BREAKING NEWS AT 11 New Emoji Represent People With Disabilities REGN 406.00+3.70% WCG 320.63+4.32 % ESLT 126.854.17% CGC 49.42 4.92% SQ
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    Text - slavery Americans have literally no banter eyeofthelionfish idk what country this is coming from but we've probably beaten you in a war at some point slavery I'm American thescourge-sisters Civil war
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    Hair - hey its me pandora, welcome to my new unboxing video Source: dr-wizard
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    Text - Never give up on someone with a mental illness. When "I" is replaced by "WE", n Illness becomes Wellness. Shannon L. Alder Sourde Vine COMMUNIST PROPAGANDA BUT OK
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    Cartoon - ancestry.com Alabama IS THIS TINDER?
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    Text - I cant marry you. My family is totally against it. Who are they to stop you? My wife and two kids. Today 4:07 PM Wait what
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    Natural foods - how many miles are in a year? All Shopping News Maps In About 277,000,000 results (0.96 seconds) owoatiomeme 2 gallons
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    Text - r/AskReddit 5h up and you ke If you wo through walls, what's the first thing you'd do? could walk 5.2k 3.2k Share BEST COMMENTS 4h Walk througha wall. Reply 10.6k 4h You never let me down Reddit. 2.1k
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    Cartoon - 10- 9:30 pm un 7/30 IFEHD My Daughter Is Missing 1448 LMNHD Daughter for Sale 1449 HWE 1451 CSI: Miami Sel HHALL 1452. hold up
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    Text - writing-prompt-s You walk in a room to find that the only way to escape is by writing a name of a real person on a piece of paper. This will kill that person. ilovett "Ma'am, ma'am, you only need to write one name" zznorlax "Sir! Stop that! I said stop! You can't write your own name!" Source: writing-prompt-s 13,773 notes VIA LOL PICS
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    Text - starrynights- shouldertappingghosts: If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would 'come clean', telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending. are you satan
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    Bread - Vladimir Gluten
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    Text - personsonable me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I'M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU miaislying Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean? personsonable decay exists as an extant form of life miaislying That's a terrifying answer, h
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    Text - WTVR CBS 6 Richmond @CBS6 Woman who got an eyeball tattoo may lose her eye, now she's warning others bit.ly/2yklhmM DANK kacchan @AttackOnTiddys No need to warn me I'm not retarded
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    Photo caption - found-liquorstore-and-drank-itt: that-darling-little-sammy: superdoctorpotterlock: my benedict cucumberbatch is growing handsomely this year I think we all need to go outside more
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    Thomas the tank engine - WHO WOULD WIN MASSAM THOOHT
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    Face - Just got punched in the face for being named mark fedorathexplorer that's gon- fedorathexplorer that's gonna leave a
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    Text - Cropping the meme correctly Cropping it s badly that
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    Product - GOOGLE REVIEW OF THE CHERNOBYL SARCOPHAGUS 12 reviews 4 days ago I can count on one hand the amount of times I've been here. It's 14 Like Share
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    Floor - in Case of Fire Do tot Use Elevator Use Stairs there are quys in my dorm who decided to play cards in the elevator see what intrigues me about college isn't the intellectual pursuit or the bonding or whatever, its the fact that people have the freedom to do random shit like this Okay, everybody, I have a story about random shit in college. When I was in college, there was a particular class I took where, no matter what time you walked into class, if you made it into the room before the p
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    Comics - Dad, I'm not Could you tell BEDTIME feeling sleepy yet... PARADOX? me a What happens if Pinocchio says 'my hose will now grow"? Dad, I'm not feeling sleepy yet.. Could you tell BEDTIME PARADOX? me a Meverything's possible, is it possible for something to be impossible? 2¢ Dad, I'm not feeling sleepy yet.. Could you tell BEDTIME PARADOX? me a The next sentence is true. The previous sentence is false. Dad, Im not feeling sleepy yet.. Could you tell BEDTIME PARADOX? me a Does the set of al
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    Text - jade @TheDreamGhoul in college we named our intramural softball team "NO GAME SCHEDULED" because if the other team didn't show up they lost their league deposit and forfeited. it worked several times. everyone hated us and nothing as cool as that has happened to me since.
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    Text - Keri Beri @Kercinogen Why is baked pronounced baked but naked isnt pronounced naked? Gugulethu Mhlungu @GugsM Because, as someone said, English is not a language, it's three languages wearing a trench coat pretending to be one. Charlie Short pretty bold of you to say that since you got named after the sound a plunger makes 183
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    Text - Interviewer: What would you consider one of your strengths? Me: I perform under pressure Interviewer: Can you give me an example? Me: *deep breath* Mm ba ba de, Um bum ba de, Um bu bu bum da de PRESSURE, pushing down on me
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    Human - PERSON: WHAT'S YOUR PLAN FOR VALENTINE'S DAY? ME:
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    Cuisine - TimTom @TimTomYT 1d Woooow @Chilis, can't believe you tried to hide a knife in my burger?? Cbe t 188 136 2,962 Chili's Grill & Bar @Chilis Replying to @Tim TomYT We would've gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for your attention to detail 12:18 PM 16 Jan 18
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    Gadget - 2caox ONE XBOX ONE XBOX BOX XBOXONE ONE XBOX ONE ONE XBOX ONE BOX XBOXONEX 1 TB ONE XBOX ONE X ONE XBOX ONE X BOX
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    Text - bewbin amandaguss Source: r-pollo leeeeverett: today these two kids in my math class were hitting each other with pencils and my teacher glared at them and said "could you try to be a little more mature?" one of them screamed "TAXES" and punched the other kid in the face 319,494 notes
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    Job - Solcame in here a few months ago and bought this.. -And the antenna's already falling off. Canljust upgrade to an Apple? blah-blahs: This guy wants to be mad but can't
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    Face - Reductress Reductress Follow Did You Know Your Nipple Is The Same Size As Your Butthole? I Know Because I've Tried: reductr.es/2qzSOM2 3:30 PM-12 May 2017 530 Retweets 540 Likes Pete Forester Follow pete forester Replying to@Reductress @russbengtson TRIED WHAT?! WHAT HAVE YOU TRIED?!
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    Guru
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    Text - sxfjan theyre called leggings because u put ur le sxfjan u put ur leg sxfjan they're called leggings because humandefect take your time
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    Text - bryan @RichBryann1 If I had a nickel for every time I got Jon kicked off the swim team for putting laxatives in their Gatorade before trials and blaming it on him, I'd have one nickel Jon @JonathanMonet @RichBryann1 mate fuck you
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    Text - r/wholesomememes u/NontransferableCorn 4h Here's hoping he yeets for many years to come. Memes Pics & Gifs Aww Wholesome Hotline Hez @1800HEZ this person is a fucking treasure r/AskReddit Posted by u/UnluckyOrganization 10h Older people of Reddit, what's something trending among younger people that you also like? Discussion 872 Share Award 086 BEST COMMENTS 34h Yeet. I don't know what it is, but that word just makes me laugh. I'll be 48 this year, and hopefully still have many years befor
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    Martial arts - YOUre hella STr8 butyou re like my bhother so be my d8? gay m hella Guess who got asked to prom! BY A STRAIGHT GUY (Army pants). he's my best friend, and a real man given the fact he has the guts to fulfill my gay student council dream of always helping out planning dances, and never getting asked. I couldn't ask for a better person in my life. Thank you Jacob can't wait for May 2nd! #gay #prom2015 #promposal # lgbtq #equality 362,444 notes VIA 9GAG.COM tl HO
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    Text - bad things to say when you nut whoopsie-doo, here comes the goo it's slime time have some brogurt a shot of goo from me to you gonna splurt the 'gurt
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    Text - Mom: If your friends jumped off a bridge, would you jump too? Me: You are Jumpmaster R PING ORELINQUISH
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    Bowling - When you skip the tutorial
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    Text - Jenna I can only imagine what the parents of the children lost in the shooting today are going through... R.I.P. to all the victims Like for respect 3 hours ago Like Comment 32 people like this. Todd about an hour ago Unlike 14 people Erica And can you even imagine what went through some of those kids heads at the last moments of their lives! 42 minutes ago Like 3 people Probably coffin brochures Oh my god!!! That's terrible. DUDE Todd Bullets? Unlike 41 minutes ago 23 people Kevin Wow. 1
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    Text - ilMetroPCS @ 11 % 0 ll MetroPCS 8:22 PM 8:22 PM ? u/CrylnTheShower 53m r/AskReddit Sh Vote 14 Redditors who were born blind, what fwimmygoat 51m oier5yuo0hs;lzxdvjd j jsjcjc sjncskbncjuj werkk jcnzx are your dreams like? [Serious] Serious Replies Only Discussion Reply Vote Share 14 GivinGreef 50m BEST COMMENTS Fvibvxxdrgvnmkk czgcbjkj fghjhhb! Reply AutoModerator.53m Attention! [Serious] Tag Notice instrayacunt 48m Ydb gnkmknhno Jokes, puns, and off-topic comments are not permitted in any
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    Text - America: Can you help us with our revolution? France: No America: It's against the British France: Merde negro c'est tout ce que tu avais à dire imgfip.com
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    Cartoon - slavery: *is made illegal* black people: does this mean we get rights? white people: Well yes, but actually no made with mematic
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    Text - thaetre indiana jones more like fedora the explorer i-am-not-your-baby-unicorn Im deleting Source: jonathanlarson 340,259 notes A
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    Black
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    Text - 6,970 TOTAL FOLLOWERS im gonna have to block one of you, who's it gonna be? any volunteers? treehomo can you seriously grow up lusec 6,969 TOTAL FOLLOWERS
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    Natural foods - WUNDERGROUND 50% Of World's Pineapples Now Contain Cocaine Like Share Comment oO 201 37 shares Most Relevant Ok, now it belongs on pizza O21 12h Haha Reply
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    Public speaking
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    Cat
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    Dish - How to use mustard? Google Bing:
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    Text - 16th Century: Thou art the reason 20th Century: You are the reason 21st Century: im crying Why you is the because
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    Cartoon - All of europe USSR All of europe USSR It as easy as crushing an ant USSR USSB Finland Finland Please don't hurt
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    Transport - steev @st33vman Minecraft is great because you can create things that never happened 4:10 PM 27 May 19. Twitter Web App 119 Retweets 542 Likes
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    People - Walls Work *LAUGHS IN MONGOLIAN* SS555
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    Cartoon - Fin will be leg fakehistory Vertebrates planning their invasion of land (358 million years ago, colorized)
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    Transformers - Ottoman Empire in 1683 Ottoman Empire in 1914 pOLGqbS
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    Nose - TIL in the 1900's tampons were soaked in opium and belladonna to relieve pain and relax the vagina. youdonthavetogotocollege Let's bring this back 1dietcokeinacan Me in 1906 lying luxuriously on a chaise lounge w my vaginafully lost in the sauce
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    Cartoon - Competent Military Strategy Competent Military Strategy France France AW, I CAN'T FIT Russia Low Countries Low Countries USSR USSR Scandinavia Scandinavia Poland INTO MY Reich Poland OR CAN I?... Competent Military Strategy Competent Military Strategy France Low Countries France USSR Scandinavia Poland USSR Low Countries OWLTURD.COM
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    Product - OMG these things are so useless 消防栓 HYDRANT Italy as an ally
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    Text - Pentagon Hexagon Their-potatoes-gon
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    Native Americans: Can you just let us live on our ancestral land that we own? America: OK OKLAHOMA IS YOUR HOME NOW
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    Animated cartoon - Remus: hey, how 'bout we call our sick new city "Reme" Romulus:
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    Painting - see? you can trust us WHITE PEOPLE we're wholesome as fuck
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    Canidae - THE FIRST POTATO THEY SEE AFTER THE FAMINE IRISH PEASANTS
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    Cartoon - Japan: Destroys just a few boats USA: Completely erases Nagasaki and Híroshima Japan: That is not the law of equivalent exchange.
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    Text - WHO WOULD WIN? A strong soviet city Some fidget spinners
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    Eyewear - JOHN LENIN PAUL MARXCARTNEY RINGO STALIN GEORGE MAOZEDONG KGBEATLES: Ravalukion
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    Text - r/Showerthoughts If germany is the fatherland, and russia is the motherland, then wwii was just a brutal divorce Mindblowing Share 515 39.4k Award BEST COMMENTS Who's the childland Reply 3.7k I guess Poland, France, and Britain? And the US would be Child Services. And Japan would be some weird uncle who picks a fight with them. Italy would be the crackhead aunt who thinks she's helping. And the Swiss would be the neighbors who pretend they don't hear anything every night. 4.6k
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    Text - Nick Walker @nickw84 UK: I'll tell you what I want, whatI really,really want EU: So tell me what you want, what you really, really want UK: I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want EU: So tell me what you want, what you really, really want Repeats for 28 months]
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    Flag - Any power you wanna tell us about? VS. CATSW I don't have one, I just saw the ad You're in

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